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feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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porcupineprince:

the-king-of-the-road:

thereisnohopeforhumanz:

nick-charrette:

Stop

….what the hell

Why

no one should have this much power

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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Offending best friend who don’t two shits

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golden-wolfe:

thesassylorax:

feferi:

yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her  hand over her heart and sat down in shock 

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Barbarians.

oh my god

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

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thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

Well…

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it looks like I’ve finally made it

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fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

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